How I Spent My Mother's Day - By Olive

"Oh how sweet. Wait....now, boys you know I don't have my foundation on and my hair is a sight worse than Susan Boyle's. Put that camera away!"
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"Oh, how lovely. I can't believe how sweet you are being. Why is it that a girl has to wait a whole year before you decided to whip out the brush like this? A brush that I purchased, I might add!"
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"I just love spending time ignoring my boy in the P-A-R-K. But secretly I know where he is at all times. A mother just never rests."
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"This is the best Mother's Day treat ever!"
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"Mother Goose! Okay, well, it's really a swan, but it fits the Mother's Day theme nicely and who's gonna contradict a sassy Boston Terrier like myself?"
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"What a treat! I rarely get to have sparkling water out of a dish on a dirty, tourist-infested street. Thank you boys!"
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"Now this is more like it. Give me the remote so I can watch 'my stories' and leave me the hell alone!"

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"Love ya!"