This just in

Britney Spears is pregnant and apparently is the first woman ever to bear child!! It must be so, because I could not find a TV station that was not making this a cover story. I really hope that everything goes well because we all care so much about her. It was great! They covered everything from nutrition to maternity clothing. The stories were so intense! Did you know that women carry babies for close to 9 months...or longer?! Also, breasts make milk!!! Wow! They also stated that it might hurt. I had no clue about these things! Thank God for Britney and her ability to give birth, or young girls who view her as a role model might never have heard about these things! Please take care of yourself Britney and your small gift to the world!