Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Way to go Kristina

Not sure why I found this funny...okay, yes I do. I was searching Google for the word Salve because I wasn't quite sure how to spell it and I had to make sure it was spelled correctly otherwise using it in an email wouldn't have the desired effect on my friend Christy, who despises that word (her second least favorite is ointment). Anyway, This is one of the first pages that comes up....

Click to make larger if you have to but basically, it is an ass site. Scatalogical giggles about the website's content aside, the one thing that caught my eye was the small news bulliten at the upper right hand side that casually says....

Of course my first instinct is to be very curious as to exactly how she broke her finger. My second impulse was to wonder how this would stop her from typing about anal fissures. And finally I was curious about exactly how many people this affected. Maybe she could use some salve.

3 comments:

crit said...

sooooo funny. salve....yuck!

true, i don't like the words salve, or ointment.... BUT the word that i absolutely hate the most... in fact, i don't even touch the thing itself is......dare i even write it....

YARN!

it gives me the willies to even write it. eeeewwwww!


(dxufi.... drumming xanaduian urchins from indonesia?)

betamike said...

That was a lovely thread. Thanks!

crit said...

ok, so i just wanted to see who else commented, but now i feel compelled to leave another one. not because i have anything else to add, but because i am obsessed with the word verification!

(bbirfsci... big breasted icelandic reverends for scientology church inclusion)