Way to go Kristina

Not sure why I found this funny...okay, yes I do. I was searching Google for the word Salve because I wasn't quite sure how to spell it and I had to make sure it was spelled correctly otherwise using it in an email wouldn't have the desired effect on my friend Christy, who despises that word (her second least favorite is ointment). Anyway, This is one of the first pages that comes up....

Click to make larger if you have to but basically, it is an ass site. Scatalogical giggles about the website's content aside, the one thing that caught my eye was the small news bulliten at the upper right hand side that casually says....

Of course my first instinct is to be very curious as to exactly how she broke her finger. My second impulse was to wonder how this would stop her from typing about anal fissures. And finally I was curious about exactly how many people this affected. Maybe she could use some salve.